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I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere, man
I've crossed the deserts bare, man
Breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
.*

Whilst I haven't quite been everywhere, I like to travel and I always keep a diary. Feel free to read on..
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Terror   Budapest 6.06
Baths, terror and cake
     
 
Japan   Japan 5.06
Tokyo, Hiroshima, Sumo and sushi
Our humble home   France 3.06
Slumming it in a Provençal mansion with my pals
 
Lanzarite one more time   Lanzarote 1.06
Disasters, volcanoes and more Manrique.
Brugge   Brugge 11.05
Holy blood, flayed men, righteous art.
 
Pain and disappointment are part of life   Nolose-Tennessee 7.05
I gave a big speech and then headed south on a big fat roadtrip.
Anders Zorn painted this piece   Scandinavia 6.05
A painting inspired me to go north again.
 
The Venus of Willendorf   Vienna 4.05
The Venus of Willendorf, architectural insanity, oom-pah music too.
A sublime Manrique staircase   Lanzarote again 1.05
A concert in a cave, the effects of mass tourism, beauty everywhere.
 
Whipped butter   Inside the American Beast 7.04
This is what we found between NYC, the New Jersey shores, Philadelphia and rural Pennsylvania.
Welcome to the D   Welcome to the D 4.04
Wanna know why I love Detroit? The answer is here.
 
There are volcanoes in Lanzarote   Lanzarote 1.04
Volcanoes, volcanoes, the self-loving man and volcanoes.
Free Derry Corner   Northern Ireland 11.03
Troubles tourism, the Giant's Causeway and no nature.
 
Whichever way you throw it, it stands   Isle of Man 11.03
Three legs good in this illiberal cat-free zone.
You are Number Six   North Wales 8.03
Portmeirion, camping and more evil badness.
 
Lesbian or German Lady?   Hamburg - Binz - Prora 7.03
Luxury hotels, Nazi holiday camps and cutesy seaside resorts. It's all here.
Mickeyyy   Disneyland Paris 4.03
We went on a pretend family holiday to the heart of darkness.
Skellington Oslo 1.03
Emanuel Vigeland's mausoleum and a close call with Customs.
Lemons grow on trees Naples 11.02
We saw citrus groves, volcanoes, the world's worst drivers and more besides.
The Cloud

Switzerland 9.02
I saw a picture of The Cloud in a magazine and knew that I had to see it in real life.

Interstate   Detroit 3.01
Past Ontario, Buffalo, Pittsburgh and Cleveland, big D was the best Rust Belt stopover.
Codfisherman Charlotte   Arctic Circle 6.00
Midnight sun, whale-hunting, badass behaviour - yeah!
She's the reason we went   Clacton 7.98
We stayed in a caravan and heard a man say "Bugger."
The ski-jump at Holmenkollen Oslo 2.98
The day we considered ski-jumping, the sport of lunatics.
Axe hurling at Vikinglandet   Oslo 7.97
My first visit to Norway included an excursion to a Viking themepark.
Yes, it's a fist   Kuwait 3.95
A bombed out wreck was the highlight of my holiday.
The Pink Motel   USA 12.94
Welcome to America is what they said.

* I love this song, h
ere are the lyrics.